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Welcome to the official UZpost channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.

Kodey&Heather Sharron
Kodey&Heather Sharron Kun oldin
👀 = the people in Michigan when he said, “what is a Robin’s egg?” 😂 I love how different state to state is, it fascinates me and fuels my want and passion for travel. Robin’s are Michigan’s State Bird😊 And it’s illegal to kill them here!
momma t
momma t Kun oldin
Keep up the awesome good job
Katherine Klassen
Katherine Klassen 5 kun oldin
I love to smell like Axe body spray
Melodi Carpenter
Melodi Carpenter 6 kun oldin
I prefer citrus scents or floral scents like something with spiced orange fragrance for a lotion. Or a jasmine and Japanese cherry blossom for fragrance.
ash_nobody 6 kun oldin
A French "wiggle"? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Author Wrecker
Author Wrecker 7 kun oldin
My goodness, I love a lot of scents but in different forms. Example being I love baked foods in candle form but I hate it in body wash or perfume. Another example is my body wash is coffee and coconut while my perfume is coconut paradise.
Jaz Queen
Jaz Queen 7 kun oldin
The wheezing makes my day 10x better 😂
L5T Harmony Note
L5T Harmony Note 11 kun oldin
I have a dictionary. I need a grammar book.
L5T Harmony Note
L5T Harmony Note 11 kun oldin
I’m with you Alonzo. My favorite scent on a person is clean. No intense fragrance.
Anna Mouse
Anna Mouse 11 kun oldin
Lip stains from Sephora, Purple bottle poison in evening, SJP Lovely for work, Jasmine for a date, Obsession for daytime. Since infected with Covid in May, I still have headaches with any scent, cannot use any right now.
Ollie Cat
Ollie Cat 13 kun oldin
Hahaha... One day I was sitting at a light leaving a little strip mall... I look to my left instinctively, and then boom... Some lady on her phone (in a very nice new suv) slammed into a lightpole that had a concrete base.... I laughed so hard my makeup was running down my face... It was during the pandemic... There wasn't another car for at least the length of a foot ball field in any direction... And my children got a lesson in why you dont mess with your phone while driving...
Teresa Trimm
Teresa Trimm 15 kun oldin
I have a Maine Coon. He is 26lbs. They get really big.
Kimberly Farrell
Kimberly Farrell 13 kun oldin
@Teresa Trimm Awesome! I was so mad at PC for the ending of the series. Grrr! LOL
Teresa Trimm
Teresa Trimm 13 kun oldin
@Kimberly Farrell yes
Kimberly Farrell
Kimberly Farrell 13 kun oldin
@Teresa Trimm he sounds really handsome! Is he Erebus from the House of Night books?
Teresa Trimm
Teresa Trimm 13 kun oldin
@Kimberly Farrell I have great pics of him. His name is " Erebus Little Dark Lord of Dark Darkness". We call him Erebus. He is black with a gray mane.
Kimberly Farrell
Kimberly Farrell 13 kun oldin
Oh how I wish I could see pix! I had a Weegie when I was in HS and gadzooks was he huge! There was a Maine Coon breeder several years ago who had a line that would stand 3ft off the floor at the shoulder and over 5ft on the back paws! I'm 5'2" and their biggest was taller than me when he "meercated".
avril raven
avril raven 16 kun oldin
My favorite scents? Jasmine. Wood stove on a cold morning. Fire smoke, from burning wood. Gonesh Dragons blood, sage, and frankincense Insence Paris cafe candle- B&BW. Leaves- B&BW Warm apple cider with cinnamon.
Zuko Stryder
Zuko Stryder 17 kun oldin
okay you need to do a video of you naming makeup HAHAHAHAHAHA and tag me at the bottom so I can see it.. or just make it HAHAHA
Ciara Underwood
Ciara Underwood 17 kun oldin
3:27 because a makeup brush can't whine about doing homework, whine while procrastinating about doing it, and then still go off like an Energizer Bunny afterwards...
Martha Harnish
Martha Harnish 18 kun oldin
Yes, there is a breed of cat called a Maine Coon, and they're beautiful! They're much larger than regular house cats, and their fur is longer. You can find pictures online.
Martha Harnish
Martha Harnish 18 kun oldin
There's a cologne for men that I like to wear, even though I'm a woman. It's called Royall Spyce, and it smells like a mixture of cinnamon, cloves, ginger and probably some other spices as well. The same company makes Royall Lyme, which I also like. It smells just like fresh lime juice.
Adrienne926 18 kun oldin
unscented everything, no perfume or cologne!
BlazingLizard09 19 kun oldin
You need to do another makeup review video 😂
Dana Aly
Dana Aly 20 kun oldin
ALONZO do a video of you guessing girl products😂
Dana Aly
Dana Aly 20 kun oldin
why is NO ONE talking about his guesses of the proper name for make up products😭- foundation=fondue palette= couplet💀💀💀
tempestorma 20 kun oldin
Alonzo- I love you because you’re fucking hilarious... however. For somebody that always tells people to get a dictionary, you sure don’t have half a clue of common phrases and words that folks use when you’re reading these dumbest fails 😭😭😭😭
Fatma Madouh
Fatma Madouh 20 kun oldin
8:36 beauty blender 🤣
Angela Leacock
Angela Leacock 20 kun oldin
After i listen to you I have a headache(bit loud) but I enjoy getting it.
Lydia 22 kun oldin
My scent is the brand Montale fragrance is Cafe Intense
Angela Smith
Angela Smith 22 kun oldin
Ommfg 🤣💀🙌🏽🤣
Maria Mccloskey
Maria Mccloskey 22 kun oldin
Damn, I wanna know what some of these products are!
Maria Mccloskey
Maria Mccloskey 22 kun oldin
Did anyone else get an ad ticker for his only fans acct for uncensored scenes at 7:41??? This man has an only fans?? For what??
Nevaeh Saephan
Nevaeh Saephan 20 kun oldin
It’s just for behind the scenes and unposted clips!
Slowman Tyrone
Slowman Tyrone 23 kun oldin
My favorite scent right now is eucalyptus and tea tree/mint. I got body wash that is that smell and essential oils with both oils in it together it’s so nice
Jessica Jacobs
Jessica Jacobs 23 kun oldin
The little cuplet???? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
YamiGekusu 24 kun oldin
6:16 I wish there was a candle scented like chicken adobo
liz_ Elizabeth
liz_ Elizabeth 26 kun oldin
Note to self: never buy any mascara or eye liner online bc as soon as u do ur boyfriend will break up with you, but dont worry at least your eye liner/mascara will be on fleek even if the rest of u looks like a disaster 🤣🤣🤣
liz_ Elizabeth
liz_ Elizabeth 26 kun oldin
I dont like woody scents either, it smells weird, like bro ur a human, NOT a Tree!!! 😐🙄
Drew Powers
Drew Powers 26 kun oldin
If I ever payed 400.00 dollars on a blending brush it better be magic and make me look like kim Kardashian
Lady Amber
Lady Amber 28 kun oldin
The only scents I can stand with my allergies is fruity smells, and not much else. I can't even walk down the laundry isle at the store. I like the way some scents smell, but then I get headaches, my eyes water and sometimes my throat will even itch and start to close. I hate when people put on so much of a scent that you can smell them coming and the smell hangs around when they leave. Just because you are used to the smell doesn't mean that you need to wear more. Please God just...don't.
Rachael Thomas
Rachael Thomas Oy oldin
You did that one time, Lorenzo.. wear
Rachael Thomas
Rachael Thomas Oy oldin
Lorenzo, click on the more... to read the rest of the comment. 😂
ColinsCity Oy oldin
Pat Butcher is an iconic character from the british soap Eastenders.
Yuuka Miyamoto
Yuuka Miyamoto Oy oldin
People have very creative ways to be brutally honest.
Jessica Knutson
Jessica Knutson Oy oldin
My favorite perfume is DKNY Be Delicious (green apple).
Mia Gonzalez
Mia Gonzalez Oy oldin
Who else would think it would be an interesting video of him doing someone’s makeup and see how it turns out 💁🏽‍♀️
Dolores Orozco
Dolores Orozco Oy oldin
These reviews are crazy! I just can't get enough!
AllBLKEveryting Oy oldin
Listen... if Imma pay $30+ for an unnecessary item then dammit, it better perform. It better impress. It better make me stare at it with the same love I have for french fries. If 'Can You Stand the Rain' don't play when I look at it, ion want it. Also, what breed of dog is your dog? Cuz some breeds fart more than others, no joke lol
Thee porcelain doll
Thee porcelain doll Oy oldin
I prefer something sweet, incense, fresh, or floral
Charlene Cap
Charlene Cap Oy oldin
I got sick of all the Karen's and found your channel and would like to say, good work. You make me laugh so hard, I sleep so much better. Keep it coming!!!
TheSupersizzina Oy oldin
Please do another episode, I have tears in my eyes
SimoneB Oy oldin
You can return perfume & cologne if you don’t like it.
Malia Michelle
Malia Michelle Oy oldin
I once got drunk and woke up to Chinese food in my hair. Unfortunately my eyeliner was all over my face too.
Marlo Shipeck
Marlo Shipeck Oy oldin
I wear Gourmand. 🤤
Shiro hige
Shiro hige Oy oldin
I like Bvulgari Extreme
Ti Nicole Official
Ti Nicole Official Oy oldin
6:58 - “Idk if you cannnn”🤣🤣🤣😂😭💀
FnJ's Oy oldin
lol o my gosh this lady wrote a whole essay about some crappy product
FnJ's Oy oldin
dang what is make up? A God
picknbeansmamma 2 oy oldin
"At least my eye makeup is intact, even though the rest of me isn't." 😏 "My dogs farts smell more pleasant...", "If y'all say woody... just unsubscribe." 😲 Ohhh myyy goood lord! $300 for a frickin blending brush!? Seriously!?? Ridiculous...
Cecilia Greendale
Cecilia Greendale 2 oy oldin
Personally I like the older sugar daddy scents for perfume but I think that's just the parental issues speaking
Jayane Cetoute
Jayane Cetoute 2 oy oldin
Why so many ads?
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 2 oy oldin
The Maine Coon is the largest domesticated cat breed. It has a distinctive physical appearance and valuable hunting skills. It is one of the oldest natural breeds in North America, specifically native to the US state of Maine, where it is the official state cat.
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 2 oy oldin
Shoe Cobbler: a mender or maker of shoes and often of other leather goods.
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 2 oy oldin
You were doing evil, by getting high and you felt like you were possessed, evil attracts evil.
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 2 oy oldin
It is very unwise to get involved with groups of evil people, like the mafia.
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 2 oy oldin
Evil comes to those who do evil.
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 2 oy oldin
It is evil to sell your children.
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 2 oy oldin
It is evil to want to sell anyone for anything.
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 2 oy oldin
Please, pray for everyone.
Cinta-Ai Kekana
Cinta-Ai Kekana 2 oy oldin
I like good fruity scents
ThatDarnKitteh 2 oy oldin
Maine Coon is a real cat breed 😸
ThatDarnKitteh 2 oy oldin
Offensive male perfume 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ThatDarnKitteh 2 oy oldin
Damn I cannot imagine makeup that lasts through all that. I guess I just buy the cheap shit 🤣
ThatDarnKitteh 2 oy oldin
Seems like all girls need is a harrowing experience with intoxication while wearing your product in order for them to pledge the rest of their lives to it 🤷‍♀️
ThatDarnKitteh 2 oy oldin
In tack 🤣
Lakeisha Mitchell
Lakeisha Mitchell 2 oy oldin
Alonzo you should react to the funniest yelp reviews
SAMANTHA WOOD 2 oy oldin
Omg Video idea: you should follow a makeup tutorial❤️😂😂😂😂😂
SomebodysMom 2 oy oldin
Ok I have to admit they are funny but thank god they are specific when it comes to details because you never know what you're getting into when buying things
My favorite smell is money. I like to smell rich. Which also means I need to smell clean and just teeny bit masculine.
Robbert Nyhan
Robbert Nyhan 2 oy oldin
Try Georgi Armani Agua Di Gio!!!! Best cologne ever! Don't know if I spelled it right, but just search Agua Di Gio and you'll find it!
Jelani Smith
Jelani Smith 2 oy oldin
I like ones that just smell clean too tbh ion like the strong stuff
Jelani Smith
Jelani Smith 2 oy oldin
Teakwood tho is good af
Kayla A
Kayla A 2 oy oldin
Most definitely can return perfume and Cologne, sometimes the chemical makeup smells good in the bottle but doesn't work with your natural smell
TokyoPandaGames 2 oy oldin
As someone who works in retail, it depends on which store you get it at but usually no you can't return it if it's opened they can't take it back.
hockeyhacker97 2 oy oldin
16:32 "Do cats breed? Y'all please don't it's holiday season ok" - Alonzo Lerone 2020... Sounds like you are asking for cats to not breed when you write it out.
hockeyhacker97 2 oy oldin
10:02... To be fair if you have never seen it spelled out I could see mixing up intact and in tack, it's not a spelling mistake but rather a bone apple tea.
Stevie Carr
Stevie Carr 2 oy oldin
I actually own that first Urban Decay primer 🤣😂🤣🙌🏻💜
Bee Whistler
Bee Whistler 2 oy oldin
I like natural smells, clean smells, fruity rose scents, fall scents. And I hate incense.
Hillary 2 oy oldin
"couplet" wow lol you're definitely a guy. I'ts a compact and don't even come for me for my spelling or grammar, i don't care right now. Also am I the only one who wants to know what some of these brands are, some sound pretty good?
Cardinal Fitzgerald
Cardinal Fitzgerald 2 oy oldin
Perfume/body sprays: flower scents. Cologne: I don't have a preference tbh. If a man doesn't put too much of it on himself then all is good.
Steph 2 oy oldin
RayneSaltair 2 oy oldin
LOL this video broke Alonzo.
Nicole Rankin
Nicole Rankin 2 oy oldin
5:27..think you are thinking "compact"
Rebecca Wiles
Rebecca Wiles 2 oy oldin
These had me cracking up over here 😂😂
Bailee Gabrielle
Bailee Gabrielle 2 oy oldin
my boyfriend wear a beard thing that smells like lumber... it actually grew on me after awhile, but I definitely prefer the clean smell. Like fresh out of the shower or clean laundry :)
SoulFoxie 2 oy oldin
"And if ya'll like woody just unsubscribe" *Literally everyone unsubs*
Karin Mossberg
Karin Mossberg 2 oy oldin
Did Alonzo just say ”fondue” instead of ”foundation”? 😂
Ommie P
Ommie P 2 oy oldin
A fondue 😂. Did I hear that right?
Anita Ossmede
Anita Ossmede 2 oy oldin
I for perfumes I like fruity scents I like smelling candy or lemon
Chyra Harrell
Chyra Harrell 2 oy oldin
you got one bar in Sephora because they do not want you to price match Ulta and the beauty brands actual site.
missylissy200 2 oy oldin
I first thought the last perfume-review person has both a regular and a millionaire boyfriend, then it got to me that "boyfriend" must be the perfume names 😂
Mang Boih
Mang Boih 2 oy oldin
Next video: Alonzo guess make up products!! And trys them on!!!!! We can send him what we want him to guess or try!
blazzin poe
blazzin poe 2 oy oldin
I have ONE perfume that i bought YEARS ago and i still have sum. The rest is BODY SPRAY from bath and body works. I would have more perfume if it wasn't so dang expensive ,but body spray works for me.
Randi Magee
Randi Magee 2 oy oldin
1:45 “a potato flew around my room before you came”
Cuddle Queen
Cuddle Queen 2 oy oldin
I’m laughing so hard at this one I can’t breathe
Sapphire Moonstone
Sapphire Moonstone 2 oy oldin
Maine coon is one of if not the biggest cats breeds in the world only pet cat wise thought.
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