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Welcome to the official UZpost channel of comedian/entertainer Alonzo Lerone. Looking for comedy, or just a good laugh? You’re in luck! On this channel, you’ll find a variety of fail compilations showcasing the internet’s funniest and dumbest fails curated by Alonzo Lerone from Twitter, Facebook, advertisements, and much more.
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scarlettfine
scarlettfine 6 kun oldin
When he said the originals I got so excited
scarlettfine
scarlettfine 6 kun oldin
I have a Himalayan salt lamp it tastes like salt sooo
Sara Walton
Sara Walton 9 kun oldin
Duuuuude it had Anna and Elsa on the toes and Flounder from The Little Mermaid on the insoles !!! hahaha who at the shoe company okay'ed that design????
Patricia bass
Patricia bass 11 kun oldin
I actually have a bottle of sand. I also have a bottle of seawater and a bottle of both sand and seawater. I have no interest in trading or selling them. The sand only bottle is from a beach in Hawaii. The sand and water is from that same beach in Hawaii, but the sand was gathered from the ocean floor. The water in both bottles is obviously from the ocean itself. Might seem a crazy souvenir, but going to Hawaii has been my dream since I was a very little girl. I wanted to bring back a little bit of Hawaii to treasure forever. (And yes, I bought lots of other souvenirs too. But, I treasure my weird collection of sand and water the most.)
Hannah Perfect
Hannah Perfect 11 kun oldin
That is Elsa and Anna from Frozen with Flounder and Sebastian from The Little Mermaid .
Ashley McConnell
Ashley McConnell 13 kun oldin
Remember, he says he has dyslexia. So him pronouncing some words messed up or struggling could be from that.
Aundria Cooper Premo
Aundria Cooper Premo 14 kun oldin
Morgue table... for draining a dead human body...
Kim Peterson
Kim Peterson 18 kun oldin
a big thank you to fancybear_cyberr on instagram for helping me activate my banned FB
Clay Kashkooli
Clay Kashkooli 19 kun oldin
also the bug is pernounced si ca da
Clay Kashkooli
Clay Kashkooli 19 kun oldin
the shoes its frozen and little mermaid
Caza Berry
Caza Berry 20 kun oldin
Not gonna lie... When I got my first salt lamp I was curious if it was really salt so I licked it
BarrettBarnyard
BarrettBarnyard 21 kun oldin
the MORGUE TABLE is where one would put DEAD BODIES for examination. you're welcome LOL The elsa and anna flip flops have LITTLE MERMAID SOLES.
Mona Frances
Mona Frances 22 kun oldin
That tire idea is literally on “5 minute crafts.”🤣
Jomi Reyes
Jomi Reyes 23 kun oldin
2:32 is when I completely lost control over my laughter 😭😭
liz_ Elizabeth
liz_ Elizabeth 26 kun oldin
Shoot, id mow peoples yard for 20 bucks and no tip 😂
Too Many Opinions
Too Many Opinions 26 kun oldin
Cicada exoskeleton= “si-kay-dah ex-oh-skeleton”
Lindsey Brown
Lindsey Brown 28 kun oldin
Lol the frozen characters are on my little mermaid soles x
Lindsey Brown
Lindsey Brown 28 kun oldin
ONO is or nearest offer x x
blythe50
blythe50 28 kun oldin
This one had me crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆
Ana Amunrud
Ana Amunrud 29 kun oldin
Those roombas look like old CS players...
Cori Sanders
Cori Sanders Oy oldin
The table is for dead bodies... lol “I would use it as a ping pong table” 😂😂
Brianna Moore
Brianna Moore Oy oldin
The inside of the shoes is little mermaid themed the outside is frozen themed 😂
Thepaintrain2013
Thepaintrain2013 Oy oldin
The drain holes for blood and other bodily fluids thats all you need to know about the table.
erika russell
erika russell Oy oldin
I use this simple trick with tipping. If it’s 60.00 you move the decimal point to 6.00. Then add 10.00. So $16.00 for a $60.00 yard.
erika russell
erika russell Oy oldin
Morgue table. Lol I kinda want it tho. Why??? Lol
sarah movie reviewer
sarah movie reviewer Oy oldin
I love theses
sarah movie reviewer
sarah movie reviewer Oy oldin
10:50 the frick! Why is the little mermaid on the bottom!
SavageGodd
SavageGodd 2 oy oldin
4:44 IBM I be mobile 😎😎👀👀 with the drugs
lillies 829
lillies 829 2 oy oldin
“You could tell me Jesus is in that camper, but I’m not gonna pay a million dollars for it”😂😂😂😂😂
Caira Gurbert
Caira Gurbert 2 oy oldin
So else and Anna are from frozen and the fish is from little mermaid That is the mess up 😂😂😂
Kaihlani Paige
Kaihlani Paige 2 oy oldin
OKAY FIRST OF ALL SiIRRRR, IT"S NOT A CHICK, HER NAME IS ANNA SO GET THAT STRAIGHT. SECOND OF ALL IF YOU'VE EVEN SEEN MORE THAN JUST DISNEY MEMES THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SEBASTIAN AND FLOUNDER FROM THE LITTLE MERMAID WERE ON THOSE SANDALS **WITH ELSA AND ANNA** STOOPID.
Emi-Ajewel Askew
Emi-Ajewel Askew 2 oy oldin
"Every kiss begins with CHIRP!!"🤦‍♀️🤣
csuci119
csuci119 2 oy oldin
ALONZO .... On the flip flops, they have a Frozen and Little Mermaid mesh-up. 😂
Thomas Keeler
Thomas Keeler 2 oy oldin
Dude.....Morgue (MO ER GUH) = Dead People. Table = Examination Table for Autopsies. Think you should call 000 mate.
Paris Rodgers
Paris Rodgers 2 oy oldin
Fun factttt....the salt lamp really does taste like salt😀
Paris Rodgers
Paris Rodgers 2 oy oldin
A little too salty for my liking tho
Danielle Mancuso
Danielle Mancuso 2 oy oldin
I use to cut lawns for a landscaping company. I never received a tip.
Mich Z
Mich Z 2 oy oldin
People care about the walls because if the state of their house is like that why would you trust that the state of their mattress is any better? And judging by that huge stain we're right lol I swear some people could just clean up a bit when they're selling stuff and they would get a lot more interested buyers instead of appearing on an Alonzo Lerone video 🙄😂
Simply Chayse
Simply Chayse 3 oy oldin
Technically I think you’re suppose to lick a salt lamp for good luck🤷🏽‍♀️I could be wrong though😂 also it’s not suppose to taste good🤣
Nermal Jay
Nermal Jay 3 oy oldin
Dead people table embalming table
Nermal Jay
Nermal Jay 3 oy oldin
Nah that bunk bed bath combo wtf
Erin Joshua
Erin Joshua 3 oy oldin
Anna and Elsa outside the shoes, Flounder and Sebastian inside the shoes. Two completely different Disney Stories. 😝
Mizuki海月
Mizuki海月 3 oy oldin
11:56 ALONZO THAT IS NOT 18 DOLLARS🤣🤣
Ashley Deane
Ashley Deane 3 oy oldin
1/3 of an acre for $40????? My company would charge at least $150 and that's low
autumn rogers
autumn rogers 3 oy oldin
I have a confession. I licked my salt lamp.... I was curious ok 😂
Lynzie
Lynzie 3 oy oldin
Anyone bought the blueberries?
I Am Laya
I Am Laya 3 oy oldin
Ibm mean inbox me
Seattle River
Seattle River 3 oy oldin
Did you really pronounce cosplay as cosplaw
Kaitlyn James
Kaitlyn James 3 oy oldin
IBM means inbox me
Austin Rogers
Austin Rogers 3 oy oldin
I guess he dont lick Himalayan salt lamps...
Lake Dennis
Lake Dennis 3 oy oldin
Selling my money for a shelf!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂what
Callme Chrissy
Callme Chrissy 3 oy oldin
ONO means Or Nearest Offer
marie i gotta rant moore
marie i gotta rant moore 3 oy oldin
Shoes: frozen n little mermaid
LittleCutie ABDL
LittleCutie ABDL 3 oy oldin
5:14 Cue that guy from Vine Oh my Gawd. it's my bluu-berries.
fallen•angel 24
fallen•angel 24 3 oy oldin
on those Elsa and Anna flip flops I’m guess that she thinks it’s messed up bc one has Elsa’s head and one has Anna’s head and she’s talking about them not matching 😂
J's Tailor
J's Tailor 4 oy oldin
I um...... Used to lick the salt lamp.......
Pumpkin Patch Exotics
Pumpkin Patch Exotics 4 oy oldin
Neash is not the same as nitch
Janco van der Westhuizen
Janco van der Westhuizen 4 oy oldin
ONO = or nearest offer
Grace Brent
Grace Brent 4 oy oldin
*trades bottle of sand for a bottle of small rocks*
Katsuki Bakugou
Katsuki Bakugou 4 oy oldin
On the Elsa shoes it looked like the bottom where the feet go had Ariel the little mermaid theme
Kiritoshi 0
Kiritoshi 0 4 oy oldin
Listen Alonzo....all those dumb people videos have finally taken their toll on you! Those FlipFlops were The Little Mermaid on the main part with FROZEN CHARACTERS. F R O Z E N C H A R A C T E R S . DID YOU NOT SEE FLOUNDER THE FUCKING FISH? ....I'm sorry....I got triggered.
ShutUpTania
ShutUpTania 4 oy oldin
Someone please explain what sort of content would he even have in his Only Fans 😂😂
Tiffany Stoppelmoor
Tiffany Stoppelmoor 4 oy oldin
The shoes were Frozen characters with The Little mermaid soles
traphouse_editz
traphouse_editz 4 oy oldin
Any other people that are dyslexic? I had no clue he was dyslexic. I'm dyslexic.
Sarah Smith
Sarah Smith 4 oy oldin
The frozen flip flops have little mermaid on them too
Reagan Campbell
Reagan Campbell 4 oy oldin
k but that jail cell lookin nice
Atleigh Gibson
Atleigh Gibson 4 oy oldin
that squeak made me fr think someone done popped in my room
Ana Ben-Yisrael
Ana Ben-Yisrael 4 oy oldin
There was little mermaid characters on the shoe when it’s supposed to be frozen
Timothy Bates
Timothy Bates 4 oy oldin
You couldn't see how the first one was racist? The person looking for a car cleaner pacifically asked for Black Owned. That's why it sounded like racism.
Marissa holbrook
Marissa holbrook 4 oy oldin
MORGE DEAD BODY EXAM PLACE DEAD BODIES HAVE BEEN ON THAT TABLE AND HE REALLY SAID BEER PONG ANYONE
TaMara Williams
TaMara Williams 4 oy oldin
Morgue table as in the table they place the dead at the morgue or funeral home 🤦🏾‍♀️
TaMara Williams
TaMara Williams 4 oy oldin
Why would they be selling that
Aidylasia Fyrestar
Aidylasia Fyrestar 4 oy oldin
That lysol, the poster was seeing the cursive l at the end and thought it was an e. ...Cicada (Si-kay-da) Exoskeleton (X-o-skel-i-tun).... Cicada's are bugs that make lots of noise and are out during spring/summer usually. Exoskeleton is that hard outer shell of a bug. Hope that helps. Cosplay (cause-play) - it is people dressing up as characters from anime, cartoons, movies, etc. ---- and before you peeps start makin' fun of my pronunciation ques up there, I know they are not official - I totally eubonics'd the phonetics for them so I wouldn't have to look them up in the Dictionary.
Tristan Aho
Tristan Aho 4 oy oldin
That’s a good price for the tire chairs. It must of taken a Goodyear or two to make them. 😁
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 4 oy oldin
Please, pray for everyone.
The Stirring
The Stirring 4 oy oldin
Don't tip at all l, just pay each time.
Dorothy Marie
Dorothy Marie 4 oy oldin
Lol it was The little Mermaid with the sisters from Frozen lol 😂
Luna MoonChild
Luna MoonChild 4 oy oldin
I almost stopped watching after your pronunciation of cosplay XD
Mia Scofield
Mia Scofield 4 oy oldin
I was today years old when i realised the photo on the back wall is cash 😂 looked like some important person from the military 🤣
Charlotte Playz
Charlotte Playz 4 oy oldin
For a yard just make me a coffee.
Federal Baby
Federal Baby 4 oy oldin
Damn a bag 10$ and he selling that for 8$ that a good ass deal If the 10$ caz that like 3 bag u could get 30$🤣
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 4 oy oldin
He misspelled morgue.
Ian Kammerman
Ian Kammerman 4 oy oldin
I am pretty sure that it is a loft bed above the bathtub, not a bunk bed.
rko32491
rko32491 4 oy oldin
Yeeeea. I dont tip my mowers. Thats your job. Take a tip out of what I pay you
DevinTheSaiyanSaint
DevinTheSaiyanSaint 5 oy oldin
How does someone get ahold of a morgue table????
Kaden Mckire
Kaden Mckire 5 oy oldin
Beer bong on a table dead people were on 😂😂 that’s sick
NiraytheDemonKing
NiraytheDemonKing 5 oy oldin
How does this man say things so badly ahhh Si-cad-uh (love ya though man! say hi to Kash for me!)
Kiley Sawyer
Kiley Sawyer 5 oy oldin
I didn't find out it was pronounced NeSh until right now
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Lil Esmerie
Lil Esmerie 5 oy oldin
The Walmart shoes have Elsa ❄️and Anna on the outside n Flounder from the Little Mermaid 🧜‍♀️ on the inside
King Predator
King Predator 5 oy oldin
About $8/9
Timmy Stitch
Timmy Stitch 5 oy oldin
Who just as a geater or lion as pet 😂
Alianna Tribble
Alianna Tribble 5 oy oldin
alonzo: ✨beer pong✨ morgue table: 👁👄👁
mepadge
mepadge 5 oy oldin
I'm wondering why you'll buy that little ass thing of blueberries from Starbucks when you can get fresh blueberries not even 30min away in Pender Co. Yes the season is over but they still have some.
Readheada
Readheada 5 oy oldin
How about another bottle of sand?
Beryl Awuor
Beryl Awuor 5 oy oldin
Morgue table Like dead people Alonzo
Dayton Santino
Dayton Santino 5 oy oldin
The Disney slippers were made wrong because it's Anna and Elsa but on the inside it's got Ariel
Molly Saul
Molly Saul 5 oy oldin
My old ass thought those Roombas were CD players. hahaha.
Ava Riley
Ava Riley 5 oy oldin
Hey alonzo um.....🤔 you can lick those lamps wouldn't recommend it but there are some people 🤷
Kayly Hall
Kayly Hall 5 oy oldin
Bottle of sand makes sense there’s a lot of ppl on tiktok trying to trade useless things to get to something better.... and it works!!
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